Delegate This, US Press And Dems…

 

Every time I turn on the news now, all I hear about is delegates this, delegates that, super-delegates this, super-delegates that.  What all of you need to do is stop with your crunching of all these crazy numbers, finding new excuses to print about how a candidate is out-doing another candidate.  I say “simplify to pacify”, and you can do this quite simply in this example:

Obama has won nearly TWICE as many states of this country, and over 25 of them than Hillary has.  End of story.

There are fifty states in this country.  Each one matters to the collective whole.  Who is to say that Iowa is more important than, say, California?  Or that Pennsylvania is more important than Indiana?  And, as I have heard, that there are “bigger” (ostensibly more important; (no doubt an elitist quality)) states than others:  Ohio, Pennsylvania, Iowa, Florida and so on. 

What I’m trying to tell you, is that when Hillary boasts about how she has won the ‘big’ states, just what the hell does that mean?  To me, it is an insult to the “meek” and “small” and suggestively insignificant states that still house just as great of people and culture who dwell on that land.   Every state in this country has great reason to exist, and no state should be treated less than any other.  This is an elitist quality that tends to turn off republicans, and why dems have troubles converting repubs to the dem side of the fence.

So with the current state of the ‘numbers’ with my concept, Obama has won, and Hillary needs to show an ability to release her excessive pride, and do the right thing by stepping down.

Oh!  I just wanted to remind everyone what kind of presidential cabinet Hillary might put together:

 XenoSapien

Secretary of State: John Murtha

Department of the Treasury: Norman Shu

Secretary of Defense: Mahmoud Ahmedinejad

Attorney General: Sandy Berger

Secretary of the Interior: Jim Guy Tucker

Secretary of Agriculture: James McDougal

Department of Commerce: Kenneth Lee Lay

Department of Labor: Eliot Spitzer

Department of Health and Human Services: Monica Lewinsky

Secretary of Transportation: Ted Kennedy

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Susan McDougal

Department of Energy: Kim Jong Ill

Secretary of Education: Gloria Stienem

Department of Veteran Affairs: John F. Kerry

Department of Homeland Security: Benedict Arnold

Vice President of the United States: Bill Clinton

United States EPA Administrator: Al Gore

Director of Management and Budget: William Jefferson

Director of the National Drug Control Policy: Marc Rich

US Trade Reprensentative: Hu Jintao

US Secretary of the Navy: Vince Foster

White House Chief of Staff: Robert Byrd

Now, I know what you might be thinking: “Uh, Xeno, two of these people are dead…”

My response: “Since when has that ever stopped the Clintons?”

XenoSapien